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Balonne Beacon - - LIFE -

What makes a good tongue twister? Well, it’s hard to say.

My wife sug­gested I wash the car with our son. I told her a sponge would be bet­ter.

How many beers does it take to get an ex­otic bird drunk? Tou­cans. I’ve just burned my Hawai­ian pizza. I should have put it on aloha tem­per­a­ture.

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