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Big Rigs - - PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY MOORE TRAILERS PITTSWORT -

ONE Queens­land driver loved Mack trucks so much he de­cided to buy him­self a mas­cot – a grumpy bull­dog.

Un­sur­pris­ingly he named it Mack, a fit­ting name for the bull­dog, tak­ing his beloved mate ev­ery­where he went.

Over the years it grew into one tough an­i­mal, snap­ping at any passer by as it trav­elled perched on the pas­sen­ger seat.

One day, the driver de­cided to stop in at their favourite road­house.

Af­ter ty­ing up his growl­ing mutt out front, the driver sat en­joy­ing a hot cuppa on his rest brake, only to be dis­turbed by a shrill voice.

A tall glam­orous woman stood at the door­way of the servo scream­ing.

“Do you own the bull­dog out­side?” she shrieked.

“Yeah I do, what is your prob­lem?” the driver asked.

“I be­lieve my Chi­huahua just killed your dog,” she said.

Shocked the driver was in dis­be­lief.

“How? How could your rat dog whoop my bull­dog?” he asked.

She replied, “Well, it seems he got stuck in your bull­dog’s throat!”

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