A LONG-HAUL driver is headed west, when he spots a taut-liner truck driving east.
Expecting to give the passing driver a friendly nod, he is surprised when the CB crackles to life.
“Hey driver, I have a question for you,” he hears on the CB.
“Who are the two biggest idiots in the world?”
The surprised driver replies, “Ah, I don’t know”.
The mystery truckie responds with a mischievous laugh.
“You and your brother,” he cackles.
Slightly perturbed by the rude voice the driver gets annoyed at the other truck only to have the other driver tell him, “It’s just a joke”.
“We all get bored out here – tell it to the next truck you see.”
Happy to have something to break the monotony the driver continues west for about an hour and finally sees another truck.
He gets on the CB and says, “Hey, you know who the two biggest idiots in the world are?”
The other trucker says, “I don’t know, who?”
The driver replies “Me and my brother”.