JOKE

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A LONG-HAUL driver is headed west, when he spots a taut-liner truck driv­ing east.

Ex­pect­ing to give the pass­ing driver a friendly nod, he is sur­prised when the CB crack­les to life.

“Hey driver, I have a ques­tion for you,” he hears on the CB.

“Who are the two big­gest id­iots in the world?”

The sur­prised driver replies, “Ah, I don’t know”.

The mys­tery truckie re­sponds with a mis­chievous laugh.

“You and your brother,” he cack­les.

Slightly per­turbed by the rude voice the driver gets an­noyed at the other truck only to have the other driver tell him, “It’s just a joke”.

“We all get bored out here – tell it to the next truck you see.”

Happy to have some­thing to break the monotony the driver con­tin­ues west for about an hour and fi­nally sees an­other truck.

He gets on the CB and says, “Hey, you know who the two big­gest id­iots in the world are?”

The other trucker says, “I don’t know, who?”

The driver replies “Me and my brother”.

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