ONE day, Sven was walking down the street when... who did he see driving a brand new Isuzu? It was Ole. Ole pulled up to him with a wide smile.
“Ole, where did you get that truck?” Sven asked. “Lena gave it to me.” “She gave it to you? I knew she was sweet on you, but this?”
“Well, let me tell you what happened,” Ole said.
“We were driving out on county road six, in the middle of nowhere.
“Lena pulled off the road into the woods.
“She parked, got out of the car, threw off all her clothes and said, ‘Ole, take whatever you want’. “So I took the car.” “Ole, you’re a smart man. Those clothes never would have fit you.”
How do you make a million dollars in trucking? You start with two million.
What’s the difference between a Jehovah’s Witness and a Freightliner?
At least you can close the door on the Jehovah’s Witness!