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ONE day, Sven was walk­ing down the street when... who did he see driv­ing a brand new Isuzu? It was Ole. Ole pulled up to him with a wide smile.

“Ole, where did you get that truck?” Sven asked. “Lena gave it to me.” “She gave it to you? I knew she was sweet on you, but this?”

“Well, let me tell you what hap­pened,” Ole said.

“We were driv­ing out on county road six, in the mid­dle of nowhere.

“Lena pulled off the road into the woods.

“She parked, got out of the car, threw off all her clothes and said, ‘Ole, take what­ever you want’. “So I took the car.” “Ole, you’re a smart man. Those clothes never would have fit you.”

How do you make a mil­lion dol­lars in truck­ing? You start with two mil­lion.

What’s the dif­fer­ence between a Je­ho­vah’s Wit­ness and a Freight­liner?

At least you can close the door on the Je­ho­vah’s Wit­ness!

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