Driven mad

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BRUCE nor­mally drives his six-year-old to school ev­ery day on his way to work.

But he’s been to his mate Robbo’s birth­day bar­bcue the night be­fore and got so ham­mered there that he’s got a mas­sive hang­over and de­cides to chuck a sickie.

His wife Sheila grabs the keys to the ute and drives the daugh­ter to school.

The teacher no­tices and later in the day dur­ing a chat she asks the girl: “I see your mum drove you to school to­day”.

“Yes,” says the girl, “Daddy was sick to­day, it was quite dif­fer­ent to­day.”

The teacher says: “Dif­fer­ent? How do you mean dif­fer­ent?”

“Well,” says the girl, “Mum and I ... didn’t see a sin­gle tosser, blind bas­tard, d*ck­head, mo­ron, pr*ck or w*nker any­where on the whole way to school to­day!”

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