BRUCE normally drives his six-year-old to school every day on his way to work.
But he’s been to his mate Robbo’s birthday barbcue the night before and got so hammered there that he’s got a massive hangover and decides to chuck a sickie.
His wife Sheila grabs the keys to the ute and drives the daughter to school.
The teacher notices and later in the day during a chat she asks the girl: “I see your mum drove you to school today”.
“Yes,” says the girl, “Daddy was sick today, it was quite different today.”
The teacher says: “Different? How do you mean different?”
“Well,” says the girl, “Mum and I ... didn’t see a single tosser, blind bastard, d*ckhead, moron, pr*ck or w*nker anywhere on the whole way to school today!”