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FULL OF HOT AIR

ONE day a trucker got slightly stuck with his load un­der an over­pass on a busy stretch of high­way. It wasn’t long be­fore a cop stopped by to check things out. He sized up the sit­u­a­tion and then ad­vised to the trucker to let some air out of his tyres, so he could move on. The trucker replied: “I’m stuck at the top of­fi­cer, not at the bot­tom”.

GOT ME THERE

A COP pulled me over and said: “Pa­pers?” So I said: “Scis­sors I win!” and drove off!

CHEEKY

WHAT do you call a lot lizard car­ry­ing a mat­tress? An owner/op­er­a­tor.

HOW DID IT HAP­PEN?

WHAT do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill? A mir­a­cle.

IS IT TRUE LOVE?

IF YOU can park it and walk away and not look back you bought the wrong truck.

CHECK THE MIR­RORS

I DON’T al­ways pass slow driv­ers, but when I do, I check to see if they look as stupid as they drive.

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