FULL OF HOT AIR
ONE day a trucker got slightly stuck with his load under an overpass on a busy stretch of highway. It wasn’t long before a cop stopped by to check things out. He sized up the situation and then advised to the trucker to let some air out of his tyres, so he could move on. The trucker replied: “I’m stuck at the top officer, not at the bottom”.
GOT ME THERE
A COP pulled me over and said: “Papers?” So I said: “Scissors I win!” and drove off!
WHAT do you call a lot lizard carrying a mattress? An owner/operator.
HOW DID IT HAPPEN?
WHAT do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill? A miracle.
IS IT TRUE LOVE?
IF YOU can park it and walk away and not look back you bought the wrong truck.
CHECK THE MIRRORS
I DON’T always pass slow drivers, but when I do, I check to see if they look as stupid as they drive.