LEO was pulled over by a police officer, who mentioned a crack in windscreen.
“That only happened this morning,” Leo said.
“No it didn’t, that’s been like that for months,” Leo’s wife reminded him.
Leo requested his wife be quiet. The officer said the front left hand indicator wasn’t working.
“I didn’t realise that officer,” was Leo’s response.
“That hasn’t worked for months either,” Leo’s wife was quick to remind him.
Leo’s frustration was building and he asked “Will you please shut up?”
Then the officer pointed out that he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.
Leo once again suggested that only locked up that morning.
“No it didn’t. That hasn’t been working for months either,” Leo’s wife honestly reminded him.
“For $&@#% woman. Sit there and shut the $&@€¥# up.”
The officer bent down and looked past Leo asking his wife “I’m so sorry ma’am, does he always talk to you this way?”
She replied: “Only when he’s been drinking officer”.