JOKE

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LEO was pulled over by a po­lice of­fi­cer, who men­tioned a crack in wind­screen.

“That only hap­pened this morn­ing,” Leo said.

“No it didn’t, that’s been like that for months,” Leo’s wife re­minded him.

Leo re­quested his wife be quiet. The of­fi­cer said the front left hand in­di­ca­tor wasn’t work­ing.

“I didn’t re­alise that of­fi­cer,” was Leo’s re­sponse.

“That hasn’t worked for months ei­ther,” Leo’s wife was quick to re­mind him.

Leo’s frus­tra­tion was build­ing and he asked “Will you please shut up?”

Then the of­fi­cer pointed out that he wasn’t wear­ing a seat­belt.

Leo once again sug­gested that only locked up that morn­ing.

“No it didn’t. That hasn’t been work­ing for months ei­ther,” Leo’s wife hon­estly re­minded him.

“For $&@#% woman. Sit there and shut the $&@€¥# up.”

The of­fi­cer bent down and looked past Leo ask­ing his wife “I’m so sorry ma’am, does he al­ways talk to you this way?”

She replied: “Only when he’s been drink­ing of­fi­cer”.

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