A Band's Best Friend
Behind every great band there’s an even cuter puppy, so it’s time to meet the loveable critters waiting to greet your favourite acts as they stumble through the door after a brutal bout of touring. We’ll be treating you to the friendliest and furriest, an
Pet’s Names: Harley Nicknames: Pugsley, Piglet and Asshole. Age: Six. Male. Sex: Breed: Pug. How you met: He was supposed to be a dog meant for breeding only, but his companion drowned in a pool so he was put up for adoption. Who would’ve thought I would find an awesome dog on craigslist! Favourite food: Hamburgers. Most annoying habit: He’s a food thief. If you leave your meal unattended he will finish it for you and then take a nap. Most endearing habit: He gets way too excited when I come home, makes laps around the house barking his head off, but then I realise it’s just time for him to eat. Usually found: Passed out on the couch. He literally is a couch potato. Biggest fuck up: One time he snatched a hamburger out of my hand during a cook out. He then ran across the yard and toppled over because he started choking on it. I had to rip it out of his mouth and feed it to him in smaller pieces. Most touching moment: I remember being terribly sick with food poisoning once and he actually kept me company all day. We didn’t move from the couch for at least 16 hours. The most embarrassing thing you do with your pet when nobody’s looking: That would probably be random songs I sing to him in high- pitched voices. It gets him really mad!
He literally is My pet shits all over your pet because: the most laidback dog, but I’ve seen him scare off dogs five times his size. He’s gangster as fuck!