The Tele­mark Skier

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You break three pairs of skis a sea­son but you’ve had the same boots for the last ten years, so it all evens out. You have “Free the heel, free the mind” tat­tooed across your beefy glutes and you keep telling peo­ple on the chair­lift: “All you skiers are driv­ing the auto, I’ve got the man­ual.”

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