Are you overflowing with energy or overdosing on coffee?
1. Your gym routine includes:
a. Hitting the sauna for a quick cry. Tears or beads of sweat? They’ll never know.
b. Pestering the staff to spritz the towels with rose oil. That weightrack crew seems pretty tense.
c. A brisk walk on the treadmill – exactly what you need to unwind.
2. What’s for dinner?
a. That last slice of bread (it’s only a tad stale) and an IV drip of pinot.
b. Not sure. Your work wife needs to unload at happy hour, so you’ll figure something out after.
c. The latest from your fave gourmet meal service. You don’t do dishes.
3. When the weekend comes, you use your laptop:
a. All day, every day. You’ve even started using it as a heating pad for period cramps.
b. When your roomie needs a brunch rec. You’re a Zomato wizard.
c. As a coaster. Haters say it’s antiquated to stay offline – but guess who still has 20/20 vision, suckers!
4. When was the last time you did nothing for 10 minutes?
a. Way back in the dinosaur age… you’re talking between episodes of The Wiggles.
b. Hard to say… Does being on hold with tech support for Grandma’s new iPad count?
c. This morning! You hacked your computer so it goes into sleep mode every hour on the hour.
5. You can’t go to bed without:
a. First dozing off on the couch, shoes on, hand in Doritos bag, five minutes into trying to catch up on GoT.
b. Checking in on your friends’ Instagram passion projects.
c. Closing the blinds, locking the door and silencing your phone. Your lair turns into a safe room every night at 10.