CLUB­BING AND AS­SO­CI­ATED F*CKWITTERY

Cosmopolitan (Australia) - - On The Cover -

CLUB­BING AND BIG NIGHTS OUT STOPPED BE­ING A ‘THING’ FOR ME A LONG TIME AGO, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT STUCK AROUND? THE GUILT THAT I SHOULD BE GO­ING CLUB­BING AND HAV­ING BIG NIGHTS OUT, FOL­LOWED BY THE OC­CA­SIONAL FORAY INTO YOUTHFULNESS THAT ENDED IN TWO-DAY HAN­GOVERS AND UT­TER MIS­ERY BE­CAUSE I HATE CLUB­BING AND BIG NIGHTS OUT. 30 IS A GOOD TIME TO LET THAT GUILT GO AND UT­TERLY WEL­COME THE MUCH-PRE­FERRED DIN­NERS OUT WITH FRIENDS AND EARLY BBQS WHERE EVERY­ONE KNOWS THEY HAVE TO BE OUT OF MY HOUSE BY 9PM OR I’LL JUST YELL AT THEM AND GO TO BED.

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