@LFC_Lambert I’m a gay Jehovah’s Witness. I’ll only knock on your back door.
@TrevDon My Facebook movie is okay, but the book was better.
@ Gay_BoyProblems Ugh I just need a boy to like me… no not you. Or you.
@SamGrittner “What is this?” “That’s a rainbow, Mr. Putin.” “Tear down the sky.” “Sir, you can’t possib- *gun clicks* “Tear. It. Down.”
@TheTweetOfGod Actual birds go extinct all the time and no one cares but Flappy Bird goes extinct and holy shit, let’s all panic.
@AndrewRannells I heard 2 people this week refer to Idina Menzel as “the ggirl from Frozen”. She’s fucking Maureen from Rent, people. Pull it together.
@nathvalvo Congratulations to Ellen Page who came out on Valentine’s Day, giving lesbians everywhere something to masturba… celebrate!
@TomCBallard “A dingo packed my boogie board bag with drugs!” #Schapelle
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