JESSE MUL­LI­GAN

WE’RE A LIT­TLE BIT IN LOVE WITH THE NEW ZEALAND PRO­JECT HOST AF­TER HIS SLY DIG AT NO VOT­ERS IN THE SAME-SEX MAR­RIAGE DE­BATE.

DNA Magazine - - THE STUFF WE’RE LOVING... -

“Hi Aus­tralia, this is New Zealand,” Jesse said in a to-cam­era piece on the show. “It’s come to our at­ten­tion that you’re de­cid­ing whether or not to le­galise gay mar­riage. And as your friend, we’d like to take a mo­ment to urge you not to make the same mis­take we did. It started with men mar­ry­ing men and ladies mar­ry­ing ladies, and be­fore we knew it we were see­ing dogs marry cats, cats marry birds, birds marry dogs and ba­bies marry ba­bies… Now peo­ple are liv­ing in cars, our na­tive species are fac­ing ex­tinc­tion and our wa­ter­ways look like toi­lets. Did gay mar­riage cause these things? Sure, why not. Let’s go with that!” Watch the full re­port on YouTube. Mean­while Jesse, could you take your top off?

Newspapers in English

Newspapers from Australia

© PressReader. All rights reserved.