Tutti Fruiti, good booty, If it’s tight, it’s alright, And if it’s greasy, it makes it easy.
Dear Little Richard, despite your recent homophobic rant, we’d love to remind you that you were one of the first true rock/pop stars to come out. We also remind you of the original lyrics you wrote for your first hit. They went:
If the lyrics hadn’t been changed to “Tutti Frutti, aw rooty,” before the song was released, you would’ve had the first pop hit about anal sex way back in 1955! Respect.