At the request of DNA’s Editor In Chief, we’re including Armie, “Just because he’s so ridiculously hot!”
Fair enough. The unbelievably charming, talented, dreamy actor did eat a cum-filled peach on screen in Call Me By Your Name. If that’s not commitment to one’s craft, we don’t know what is.
Oh, and apparently the guy is packing a hammer in his pants. Rumour has it that Armie’s huge, dangly balls had to be edited out of Call Me By Your Name because they were distracting viewers from the story. Take that to your spank bank! We certainly will.
Armie, when you’re ready to be on the cover of the world’s best gay magazine, you know who to call.
(ABOVE) Armie with Timothée Chalamet and that back rub in Call Me By Your Name; and (BELOW) with Henry Cavill in The Man From U.N.C.L.E.