Objective Game Reviews
Objective Games Reviews may be an extended prank, its mission to extract every last morsel of critique from game reviews in favour of a factually indisputable breakdown of a game’s mechanics, key features and plot. “Booker must fight his way through police officers and others, like people who can turn into crows and back into people indefinitely until Booker kills them,” is an absurd sentence, after all. But given the thoroughness of the joke, and the comprehensiveness of the site’s manifesto, there exists the possibility that Objective Games Reviews is not whimsy, but a very real response to some players’ demands for stupid things like opinions to stop clouding critics’ opinions about games. Either way, it’s the place to go if you need a game described in painstaking detail.