ONE OFF THE WRIST STRAP
This might well be the muckiest Nintendo game to date, from the suggestive techniques used in Milk to Soda Spray’s onanistic shaking motion and messy climax. We’re sure this is deliberate: what’s displayed on the screen keeps Nintendo’s family-friendly reputation intact, but the gestures tell another story. Such outrageous filth is more likely to appeal to a broader audience than games like Gorilla, in which players rhythmically beat their chests to woo a potential mate. Bizarre.