MY MOVIE MASTERMIND ARMIE HAMMER
Does the Cars 3 star have the drive to succeed?
1 Where did the Rolex watch your character wears in Nocturnal Animals come from?
Switzerland. Final answer. Wait! Let me think about it. It was Tom’s [Ford, the director]. Everyone got fake everything, except for my character. And I drove his car, but only about six feet. Correct.
2 What movie does your character, Clyde Tolson, watch in J. Edgar?
‘G’ Men. Correct.
3 You appeared in Arrested Development as Student #2. What line did you deliver to George Michael?
“Hey, Star Dork!” It’s all been downhill from there, that’s for sure. I have a plan to get back on the show. Student #2 is a nothing name, so I’m going to show up and say, “It’s actually my name. I have hippie parents and my name is ‘Student’ and my last name is ‘#2’.” I shall go back in time and give myself the name of my character. I keep pitching that to Jason [Bateman] and Ron Howard, and no-one’s listening. Correct.
4 Which book does The Lone Ranger’s John
Reid consider to be his ‘bible’?
Er... ‘The Treatise On Law’? The John Locke book. I know it’s ‘The Treatise Of Law’... something. ½ point. The correct answer is Two Treatises On Government.
5 In Mirror Mirror, what does Prince Alcott say to Snow White after she breaks the spell he’s under with a True Love kiss?
I’m not gonna lie, I have no idea. Maybe
I blocked it out. I was tied to a chair for that scene and I got hit in the face with a raw fish about 20 times. I will be totally honest, it was one of those times when I was going, “What the fuck am I doing here? I am going to kill my agent!” I was thinking, “I hope the next time I get hit, I get an aneurysm and die.” Incorrect. The correct answer is, “The Queen is nothing compared to you.”
6 Complete this line from The Social Network:
“We can do that ourselves…”
“… I’m 6’5”, 220, and there’s two of me.” I can probably complete any line from that film, not because I’ve seen it, but because I said every one of those lines probably half a million times. Correct.
7 In George Miller’s unmade Justice League movie, you were Batman. Name three of the other five actors playing the Justice League.
I can name them all, I still talk to them all. D.J. Cotrona was playing Superman, Anton Yelchin, may he rest in peace, was the Flash, Adam Brody was also the Flash, Hugh Keays-byrne was Martian Manhunter, Common was gonna play Green Lantern, Megan Gale was Wonder Woman, Santiago Cabrera was going to be Aquaman. Correct.
8 What does U.N.C.L.E. stand for in The Man From U.N.C..L.E.?
United Network Command For Law [And] Enforcement! Correct.
9 What is Jackson Storm’s race number in Cars 3?
That’s a dirty trick! Jeez... I’m kind of torn, like part of me thinks it’s a single digit...[but] I feel like there’s a zero in it somewhere. How embarrassing, as this is the actual film I’m supposed to be promoting and this is one I don’t know! ½ point. The correct answer is 2.0.
10 How many people does Ord kill in Free Fire?
He definitely kills the sniper. I think the answer is one? [Hears answer] So, Ord shoots the shit out of Patrick Bergin’s character, and he’s dying. He says, “Since it’s you, and I’m dying, I’ll tell you who it is,” and before he’s able to spit it out, Brie Larson’s character kills him. So Justine kills him so... zero. Incorrect. The correct answer is zero. Ord shoots Howie but he is killed by someone else.