Wet your knickers!
We all have bodily fluids and, depending on what you’re doing, these may escape from time to time. Luckily, from a cleaning perspective, most of them are relatively easy to deal with. Blood, vomit and bile, or sputum, faeces and spermatozoa (that’s spit, poo and jizz in case you were wondering), can generally be eliminated with any good quality interior cleaner. Although, you’ll need one hell of an impressive dogging session to get that lot on your seats all at the same time, right?
Still, there is one exception to the rule. Both pet and human urine is one of the toughest stains to remove permanently because of its crystalline structure. Normal cleaning gear and odour eliminators just can’t break down these crystals, so you’ll need a specialist product designed specifically to do the job. That or keep your legs crossed in the first place.