JP Red Bull Rac­ing (RB-No.5) Ra­zor, £1,650

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If there’s a more ex­clu­sive way of get­ting rid of those ques­tion­able mut­ton chops we’d cer­tainly like to hear it. In fact, we’d all bet­ter have a whip round for our Glenda be­cause this ti­ta­nium beauty has to be the finest ra­zor on the planet. It’s def­i­nitely not your av­er­age bum-fluff re­moval de­vice.

Strictly lim­ited to five pieces, this work of cnc-ma­chined art has been ex­pertly crafted from a tor­sion spring, sus­pen­sion rocker and var­i­ous other pieces from one of Red Bull’s race-win­ning F1 cars. When you look at what they’re charg­ing for nor­mal ra­zor blades in your lo­cal su­per­mar­ket too (Yeah, what’s the deal with that shite? – Jules), the price doesn’t seem all that bad ei­ther.

Still, if 1,600 nicker is a bit fruity for a morn­ing shave, there’s 36 stan­dard ‘Tor­sion Ra­zors avail­able with­out the spe­cial stand for just un­der the mag­i­cal grand a pop. Thank Christ for that, eh? We all love a bar­gain. www.jpra­zors.com

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