JP Red Bull Racing (RB-No.5) Razor, £1,650
If there’s a more exclusive way of getting rid of those questionable mutton chops we’d certainly like to hear it. In fact, we’d all better have a whip round for our Glenda because this titanium beauty has to be the finest razor on the planet. It’s definitely not your average bum-fluff removal device.
Strictly limited to five pieces, this work of cnc-machined art has been expertly crafted from a torsion spring, suspension rocker and various other pieces from one of Red Bull’s race-winning F1 cars. When you look at what they’re charging for normal razor blades in your local supermarket too (Yeah, what’s the deal with that shite? – Jules), the price doesn’t seem all that bad either.
Still, if 1,600 nicker is a bit fruity for a morning shave, there’s 36 standard ‘Torsion Razors available without the special stand for just under the magical grand a pop. Thank Christ for that, eh? We all love a bargain. www.jprazors.com