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Midge: “What are you gonna put on that page then?”

Glenda: “I think it speaks for it­self that one…” Midge: “I sent you a present.” Jules: “Sweet, I’m bloody starv­ing.” Jules: “Je­sus, that’s over 15 stone. I have some old jeans you can bor­row if you like.” Midge: “Did you just ring me to call me fat, or do you ac­tu­ally want some­thing?” Glenda: “G looks like a shit Tommy Cooper, only older.” Midge: “He’s like the op­po­site – alive and not funny.” Glenda: “The alive bit is still quite the achieve­ment mind.”

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