Fraser Coast Chronicle - - NEWS | OPINION -


■ I USED to eat a lot of nat­u­ral foods un­til I learned that most peo­ple die of nat­u­ral causes.

■ Gar­den Rule: When weed­ing, the best way to make sure you are re­mov­ing a weed and not a valu­able plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground eas­ily, it is a valu­able plant.

■ The eas­i­est way to find some­thing lost around the house is to buy a re­place­ment.

■ Never take life se­ri­ously. No­body gets out alive any­way.

■ Have you no­ticed since ev­ery­one has a cam­corder these days no one talks about see­ing UFOs like they used to?

■ How is it one care­less match can start a for­est fire, but it takes a whole box to start a camp­fire?

■ Do il­lit­er­ate peo­ple get the full ef­fect of Al­pha­bet Soup?

■ Why doesn't glue stick to the in­side of the bot­tle?

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