JOKE OF THE DAY
■ I USED to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
■ Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
■ The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
■ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
■ Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
■ How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
■ Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
■ Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?