JOKE OF THE DAY

Fraser Coast Chronicle - - NEWS | OPINION -

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To get to the ud­der side Q: Where did the sheep go on va­ca­tion?

A: The baaaa­hamas

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

A: He was look­ing for Pluto. Q: Why did the banana go to the hos­pi­tal?

A: Be­cause he wasn’t peel­ing well!

Q: What do postal work­ers do when they’re mad?

A: They stamp their feet. Q: How do hair stylists speed up their job?

A: : They take short cuts! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: Just in case he got a hole in one!

Q: What did the painter say to the wall?

A: I got you cov­ered. Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold wa­ter?

A: Hot, be­cause you can catch cold.

Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves.

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