JOKE OF THE DAY
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: He was looking for Pluto. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: Because he wasn’t peeling well!
Q: What do postal workers do when they’re mad?
A: They stamp their feet. Q: How do hair stylists speed up their job?
A: : They take short cuts! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: Just in case he got a hole in one!
Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: I got you covered. Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold water?
A: Hot, because you can catch cold.
Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves.