JOKE OF THE DAY
Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time...
— Ellen DeGeneres
Did you know that babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
— Jeff Foxworthy
I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 kg and my driver's licence.
— Larry the Cable Guy
How many people have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
— Emo Philips
Garbagemen come at 5am. Why? They're picking up garbage. It's not going to go bad again.
— Dave Attel
I will clean house when Sears makes a vacuum cleaner you can ride on.