JOKE OF THE DAY
Two men waiting at the pearly gates of Heaven strike up a conversation.
“How did you die?” the first man asks the second.
“I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?” asks the first.
“It’s very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it’s a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you’re sleeping.”
“How did you die?” asks the second.
“I had a heart attack, you see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly.
I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, bot no one was hiding there. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.”
“That’s so ironic. If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we’d both still be alive,” the second replies.