Oh dear, oh dear. While gamers aren’t noted for their sense of style, and ours doesn’t often get further than “Is it clean?”, even we can tell Sony’s new Limited Edition PlayStation FC DualShock 4 (that’s its actual name) is more 1994 Mexico goalkeeper strip than classic 1970s Brazil shirt. What are those ‘tactics’ on the left? Why does the touchpad show a penalty area? We’re giving it the red card.