The Brotherhood of NOD
( Command & Conquer)
GDI?! More like GD-Why? Am I right, folks? I’m not wrong. Yeah, this guy over here gets it! I mean come on now – Wolverine tanks?! Those things look like a construction skip had intimate relations with Robocop’s arch-nemesis. Yeah, you know the one, the guy who looks like a stairlift – but now needs another stairlift to make it down the stairs!
Wow, what a great audience we have in tonight. You guys are great, the greatest, and hey, while I have you – please consider joining us, and rising up in armed struggle against the tyrannical Western elite! So, lets talk Tiberium, okay? Love it – love everything about it, even have it on my Kane Flakes in the morning. Plus, my buddy just got himself a brand-new Tiberium tank… Now I know why they call it ‘green with envy’! But here’s the thing about Tiberium folks – if we want it, we must first take back the means of production from the decadent Western imperialists! They’re all that’s stopping us. Am I right? Peace out! War in!
Sadly, ‘The Brotherhood Of Winking And Doing Finger Guns’ was already taken.