Four famous videogame creatures we’d love as Fangs For Hire
Mines litter the route ahead. There’s no way through. Until, that is, you summon your good pal Mr Resetti from Animal Crossing to deactivate them from beneath! In addition, he could dig behind enemy lines and leave lots of small craters to trip over.
Diddy Kong Racing’s Bubbler could bind Far Cry 5’s enemies’ arms behind their backs and squeeze under barred doors to open them from the other side. Its most feared technique would be sitting in corridors and leaving a trailing tentacle to trip over.
Having a swarm of Skyrim’s Torchbugs at your disposal would be amazing. You’d throw them flashbang-style, and use them to search for lost ammo down the back of the sofa. Also, you’d be able to explore the deepest, darkest cave with help from their wiggling, light-up butts.
For the price of just 300 bananas, Donkey Kong’s the perfect mercenary – strong, agile, and adept at keeping morale up with his rapping talents. We can’t imagine any squad of cult fanatics keeping their composure when a rain of barrels is flying down at them. He might even bring Diddy and the rest of the crew with him.