JOKE OF THE DAY

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Can a kan­ga­roo jump higher than a house? Of course it can, a house doesn’t jump. Doc­tor: I’m sorry, but you suf­fer from a rare and deadly ill­ness and have only ten to live. Pa­tient: What do you mean, ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks?! Doc­tor: Nine.

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