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Which lo­lar­i­ous babe is ba­si­cally your soul twin?

Mostly pur­ple

/ Amy Schumer

You drop ex­ple­tives on the reg and oc­ca­sion­ally say stuff that might be so-wrong-it’sright, but hey, it’s why your friends love you. Like Amy, you’re into equal­ity and you don’t see why you should be ashamed about any­thing.

Mostly red

/ Mi­randa Sings You are ~al­lur­ing~ and you know it and you also love that the whole world lit­er­ally craves hear­ing you sing.

Also, your red lip­stick game is kinda cray yet epic.

Mostly blue

/ Rebel Wil­son Like Rebel, you’re the friend every­one wishes they had. You’re con­fi­dent AF, fear­less, sassy and ex­tremely open about lit­er­ally ev­ery­thing.

Mostly yel­low

/ Jenna Mar­bles You are a tall glass of re­al­ness spiked with a dash of dark hu­mour, wrapped in some uni­corn unique­ness. Self-dep­re­cat­ing is your mid­dle name and you can make lit­er­ally any­one gig­gle. Friends are like a box of choco­lates. If you eat them, they die.

In New York I’m, like, a six or a seven with all the pad­ding. But in Miami, I was like a neg­a­tive three… Chil­dren were cry­ing. I was like, “Bey­oncé calls it jelly.”

If you’re not good at it and at first you don’t suc­ceed then stop it. Got a new per­sonal best at the gym this morn­ing. Ar­rived only five min­utes late.

My fam­ily keeps me pretty grounded. Like, if I try any­thing diva, they’re like, “Oh shut up. Go and do the dish­washer.”

I think of my­self as a fairly at­trac­tive girl... thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world think­ing I was gor­geous be­cause my mother was ex­tremely de­voted to this no­tion.

I saw a sign that just said ‘Nutella’ with an ar­row. So I fol­lowed it.

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