Funny Find your girl crush
Which lolarious babe is basically your soul twin?
/ Amy Schumer
You drop expletives on the reg and occasionally say stuff that might be so-wrong-it’sright, but hey, it’s why your friends love you. Like Amy, you’re into equality and you don’t see why you should be ashamed about anything.
/ Miranda Sings You are ~alluring~ and you know it and you also love that the whole world literally craves hearing you sing.
Also, your red lipstick game is kinda cray yet epic.
/ Rebel Wilson Like Rebel, you’re the friend everyone wishes they had. You’re confident AF, fearless, sassy and extremely open about literally everything.
/ Jenna Marbles You are a tall glass of realness spiked with a dash of dark humour, wrapped in some unicorn uniqueness. Self-deprecating is your middle name and you can make literally anyone giggle. Friends are like a box of chocolates. If you eat them, they die.
In New York I’m, like, a six or a seven with all the padding. But in Miami, I was like a negative three… Children were crying. I was like, “Beyoncé calls it jelly.”
If you’re not good at it and at first you don’t succeed then stop it. Got a new personal best at the gym this morning. Arrived only five minutes late.
My family keeps me pretty grounded. Like, if I try anything diva, they’re like, “Oh shut up. Go and do the dishwasher.”
I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl... thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion.
I saw a sign that just said ‘Nutella’ with an arrow. So I followed it.