Sorry, Mum

Girlfriend - - GF ADVICE -

“It hap­pened in my mum’s car in the park­ing lot of a mall and it was ab­so­lutely hor­ri­ble be­cause a) no mat­ter how many movies make car sex look en­joy­able – it’s not, and b) I didn’t last very long and got, er... bod­ily flu­ids on the black fab­ric seat that are IM­POS­SI­BLE to re­move. Sorry, Mum.” – Liam, 17.

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