SEVEN TIMES WON TWIT­TER

HE TO­TALLY HAS JUG­HEAD’S SAR­CAS­TIC SENSE OF HU­MOUR.

Girlfriend - - GF UP FRONT -

I'm just out here trying to make sure Dy­lan and I never lose our joint Wikipedia page. It was a sad day when I became too large for the dog door. I only started act­ing again so you guys wouldn't feel like you wasted money on the posters of me at 12. We spend a lot of time think­ing about sloppy joes and al­most none think­ing about tidy jims. "I'm scream­ing" is the pump­kin spice latte of tweets. The M in my name stands for Mcdon­alds, please stop ask­ing. Can you still wish on eye­lashes you find in your food?

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