Stinky sitch

Girlfriend - - GF FEELS -

Last week­end I was at a party where I met this re­ally nice and su­per cute guy, and we were get­ting along re­ally well. At the end of the night, he asked me for my phone num­ber so we could keep in touch. I got so ex­cited I ac­ci­den­tally farted RE­ALLY loudly. It was so em­bar­rass­ing

– he never texted me!

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