FIRST WORLD DILEMMAS
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I ENJOY A WEEKEND BRUNCH WITH FRIENDS, BUT AS SOON AS THE FOOD COMES OUT, SO DO THE PHONES. CAN’T WE JUST EAT WITHOUT WAITING TO ’GRAM IT?
JASON, VIA EMAIL
Face it, Jason, the world can never have enough photos of eggs on toast. It’s not like it looks exactly the same every time. What’s that, a side of avocado for $6 a pop? How sophisticated. Frankly, we don’t get it either. Unless, of course, your local cafe’s interpretation of ‘eggs any which way’ involves similar treatment given to a set of ping-pong balls by a talented Thai lady we once met on a Contiki tour, then no one’s going to care. But we digress – the point is, if brunch is such a landmark in their day that it deserves to be forever etched on the walls of the internet, well, maybe there are better ways to spend free time. For starters, there’s a Contiki tour we can recommend.