HAVING GIRL TROUBLE, OR UNSURE IF CROCS WILL BE A THING THIS SUMMER (THEY WON’T)? WE’RE HERE TO HELP, COUNSEL, RESCUE – WHATEVER’S NECESSARY.
A GROUP OF US AT WORK OFTEN GO OUT FOR A FEW DRINKS ON FRIDAY, BUT I’VE NOTICED THAT ONE GUY NEVER PAYS WHEN IT’S HIS TURN. SHOULD I SAY SOMETHING? JOHN, VIA GQ.COM.AU THE PEOPLE IN THE APARTMENT BELOW SMOKE A LOT OF POT. I DON’T WANT TO PISS THEM OFF, BUT THE SMELL DRIFTS IN THROUGH MY WINDOWS. SHOULD I WRITE THEM A NOTE OR SOMETHING? NATHAN, VIA EMAIL
If you’re going to kill their high, at least to do it with kindness. Bake a big batch of brownies (preferably that kind) and drop them down to the stoners next time they spark up. Then simply strike up a conversation asking if they can give a heads up so you can close the windows. If Zac Efron’s Bad Neighbours taught anyone anything (the life-lessons are minimal), it’s to always stay on good terms with neighbours, in case you one day need their assistance. You know, with things like sitting around all day watching Saved By The Bell and eating your Pop-tarts.
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