MY GYM BUDDY IS ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO DOESN’T WEAR A TOWEL IN THE CHANGE ROOMS. HOW CAN I TELL HIM TO COVER UP? JAKE, VIA EMAIL
Being the prudes that we are, we hear you – there’s a time and a place for striding around starkers, and that’s in private. A variation of “Sweet ass, bro!” or “Dude, I can’t stop staring at your balls” should do the trick. Failing that, try nuding-down yourself and performing a few lunges. Careful though, as this could get steamy.