PLAY TIME

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WHAT’S THAT – YOU’RE INTO AC­TUAL PEO­PLE? WEIRDO. NO, THE FU­TURE OF SEX LIES IN THESE KINKY BITS OF TECH. JUST BE SURE TO PUR­CHASE IN YOUR OWN TIME.

Hot Oc­to­puss ‘Pulse II Solo’

Claim­ing to be the world’s first ‘Guy­bra­tor’ – brand­ing! – this multi-award win­ning male stim­u­la­tor uses os­cil­la­tions that prom­ise to bring about tran­scen­dent cli­maxes (guy­maxes?) through five modes. Worth not­ing, it does rather look like Darth Vader’s hel­met. $180; mimideluxe.com.au

Ki­iroo ‘Onyx’ and ‘Pearl’

Pur­pose-built for long-dis­tance re­la­tion­ships, the ‘Onyx’ (mas­tur­ba­tor) and ‘Pearl’ (vi­bra­tor) de­vices com­mu­ni­cate wire­lessly to re­act to each other – mak­ing Facetime buf­fer­ing tol­er­a­ble. They also work as in­di­vid­ual toys, be­cause, y’know, time zones. Ap­prox. $480 for pair; that­snaughty.com.au

‘Au­to­blow 2’ Oral Sex Sim­u­la­tor

Look­ing re­mark­ably like a droid from a gal­axy far, far away, the ‘Au­to­blow 2’ sim­u­lates a blowjob with a hands-free op­er­a­tion that fea­tures mech­a­nised beads. Yep, beads. Ap­prox. $250; au­to­blow2.com

Vir­tual Real Porn Sub­scrip­tion

Filmed in silkys­mooth 50fps stereo­scopic 3-D, these im­mer­sive porn films are com­pat­i­ble with VR head­sets, most smart­phones (via a head­set adapter), and even the Ki­iroo ‘Onyx’ – which re­sponds to the ac­tion on-screen. Ap­prox. $9 for a 15day trial sub­scrip­tion; $140 for an­nual sub­scrip­tion; vir­tu­al­re­al­porn.com

‘We-vibe’ Vi­bra­tor

Into de­cid­edly dar­ing work-week kink? The ‘WeVibe’ range can be re­mote-con­trolled via an app. From $159; we­vibeaus­tralia.com.au

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