Tore is going to be a bridesmaid. She has the word “freak” tattooed above her eyebrow, and has about 20 facial piercings, neck tatts, “scarification” on the bridge of her nose, and her tongue is surgically separated, like a snake. She has also had her earlobes chopped off, and is halfway through pixie-ear surgery. Now her best mate very unreasonably wants her to look “normal” for the wedding. Might I suggest she’s chosen the wrong lady? It’s off with the dreadlocks and into a pink frock for Tore.