AFL GRAND FINAL
After semi-final matches that can only be described as slaughter, here’s hoping for a decent, tight Grand Final between West Coast and Collingwood. Three things are certain: the halftime entertainment — The Black Eyed Peas, sans Fergie — will be heavily panned. Collingwood president Eddie McGuire (pictured) will look concerned and yell a lot. And the city of Melbourne, filled with fly-ins and passionate Pies, will be absolute mayhem on Saturday night. Collingwood will win by five, says me.