Talk about being lost in translation. Evidently this Ukrainian’s take on the British monarchy is all his own. Plainly an admirer of the House of Windsor, he grandly titled his cart ‘‘Royal Family’’. Never mind that his effort looks more like a thinly veiled excuse to dress as Mary Poppins being chased by Big Ben. He was among 48 teams taking part in last weekend’s Red Bull Cart Rally in the Ukraine capital of Kiev.