Pimp up to par
TOP GEAR has long since creatively jumped the shark and the Australian version has been mercifully euthanased.
Fifth Gear looks, as ever, as if it’s about to run out of film, to say nothing of ideas. Fuel TV is all right if you’re 17 and saving up for your first tatt.
There being not a lot of motoring on the box worth watching, here’s an idea free of charge: Pimp My Golf Cart.
This is just one lurid image from a selection sent in by Mark Hinchliffe’s dad. With some retirement villages allowing golf carts on the road , there’s a market for bling on the back nine — such as this Bentleyfied jigger.
We think it’d be a hit. The senior demographic is growing, so there are your rusted-on viewers. Only thing is, it couldn’t be screened too late.