Sea­son to be bol­shie

Herald Sun - Motoring - - News -

By now, we fear, many of you are em­u­lat­ing the grim scene de­picted above, for ’tis the sea­son to over­load your ve­hi­cle and set forth on our over­crowded car­riage­ways with mil­lions of the like-minded.

Look, we don’t ask much of you and we don’t of­ten ask, but do us — and hu­man­ity as a whole — a few favours by mak­ing Yule­tide a less gru­elling time.

First, stay out of the over­tak­ing lane un­less you’re over­tak­ing. It doesn’t mat­ter if you’re on the speed limit, no one ap­pointed you the pace car. It’s dan­ger­ous. It’s stupid. And, if the high­way pa­trol put down their radar guns and pa­trol the high­way, you’ll also find it’s il­le­gal.

Other than that, do try to avoid be­com­ing an ac­ci­dent statis­tic or a con­trib­u­tor to your state’s al­ready ob­scene stream of road-re­lated rev­enue.

Happy hol­i­day/christ­mas/sol­stice from Cars­guide.

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