TWOAND A HALF MEN
Channel 9, 8.40pm
★★ Undaunted by the loud howls of protest from feminist circles, Nine continues to flog this lame horse for all it’s worth. Tonight there is a whole hour of twaddle. In the first, Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex, suggesting that in his terms, it’s not much of a relationship. In the second hour, he excels himself in a complex scenario involving Kandi: he helpfully sleeps with Kandi’s mother.