ASHES TO ASHES
★★ There is good news and bad news in connection with this bizarre, misguided union between The Bill and The Twilight Zone. First the bad news: as usual, this episode is complete tosh. And the good news? It is the last in this series, which, if there is any sanity left in the British TV game, will be the last. There is a bloody gangland killing, a mystery grave, a scarecrow, and . . . forget it.