DUKE NUKEM FOREVER (MA)
PC, $99.95; PS3/Xbox 360, $109.95
★ After 12 years in development, Duke has returned. Sadly, he comes with little of relevance to modern gaming. This is an old-school game, but not in a good way. Forever feels dated and cobbled together. The world is ugly, the action run-ofthe-mill and the humour juvenile without being clever. Whether the player is behind a gun turret taking on aliens or going for a swim, Duke’s new adventure falls flat. Out now.