DIANNE BUTLER OUT OF THE BOX
IWONDER if you get Ozzy’s normal voice or him sounding more rock ’ n’ roll relic when you buy the Ozzy Osbourne satnav? Julia Zemiro said she got one and advises against them, because he has no idea where he’s going or what he’s doing. Was there a boom tish from Peter Luscombe when she got to the end of her sentence? Like Ozzy, I can’t remember. I watched an episode of Classic Albums not long ago, they did Black Sabbath’s Paranoid, and Ozzy seemed about as doughy as Barack Obama. Fantastic series. Let’s talk about Rockwiz now. Question: When it’s your turn on this show, will you lie when they get to the part about what was your first gig. Even if it was John Williamson on the back of a truck in Warialda? Maybe if you were one of those celebrities who’s bought into your own brand, you might. I think we’ve all seen a bit of that on Rockwiz. Or you’ll jettison the uncool early shows in favour of later ones. That happens. Nothing wrong with that I don’t s’pose. Liars.
Sometimes I think I shouldn’t say who the guests are, in case figuring it out on
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