CELEBRITY APPRENTICE, Ch 9, 8pm
CHARLOTTE Dawson. (Hilarious.) Dicko. (Same.) Nathan Jolliffe from Amazing Race. Tania Zaetta. David Hasselhoff. Jason Akermanis. (I’m saying it: I love Aker. My shoulders’ll get sore carrying this group, he says at the start.) And more. What Celebrity Apprentice doesn’t have, I don’t care, because it has an acute sense of its own inanity. Or Mark Mr Bouris hasn’t, but the rest of it.