THE HOTEL INSPECTOR, Channel 10, 7.30pm
CLOCK-collecting solicitor David had plans of running a grand hotel in his retirement. Instead of being a relaxing way to rake in money, he has found himself becoming a real-life Basil Fawlty. Stressed and running out of money, David calls in hotel inspector Alex Polizzi (pictured) to get back on track. She is soon hot on the trail of filthy mirrors, dodgy valances and — shock, horror— a kettle with water in it.