ONCE UPON A TIME, Channel 7, 7.30pm
DO fairies sprinkle dust? Do trolls live under bridges? This is Alan Dale (pictured) asking these apparently rhetorical questions. Alan Dale from Neighbours, who’s just watched his son, Prince Charming, in full body armour, impale some bloke with his sword. It’s a warm-up for when he has to do it to a dragon later, bit of a favour to King Midas, who will go on to start a car exhaust and suspension business. Only moments earlier the prince was dressed as a normal person and at a party, though struggling to recall names and why he’d married his wife.