ONCE UPON A TIME, Chan­nel 7, 7.30pm

Herald Sun - Switched On - - Tuesday -

DO fairies sprin­kle dust? Do trolls live un­der bridges? This is Alan Dale (pic­tured) ask­ing th­ese ap­par­ently rhetor­i­cal ques­tions. Alan Dale from Neigh­bours, who’s just watched his son, Prince Charm­ing, in full body ar­mour, im­pale some bloke with his sword. It’s a warm-up for when he has to do it to a dragon later, bit of a favour to King Mi­das, who will go on to start a car ex­haust and sus­pen­sion busi­ness. Only mo­ments ear­lier the prince was dressed as a nor­mal per­son and at a party, though strug­gling to re­call names and why he’d mar­ried his wife.

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