NEW GIRL Channel 10, 7pm
NICK’S taken up gardening to fill the hole in his life left by women. He’s really into it, got a pitchfork and a scarecrow and everything. It’s quite disturbing. Also disturbing: Schmidt’s night in with Nadia. It goes about as well as Jess’s dinner with Russell and Russell’s ex-wife Ouli, who Jess ran into at her gym and inexplicably blurted out her invitation. She does have some form as a blurter though.